Hi. Preston Penobscott speaking.  I’m actually not a person, but a penis.  Yep, you read that correctly.  How I got my name is a rather long story so I’ll bore you with those details later on.  Right now I’m here to tell you what this Menage-A-Tool thing is all about, and what it has in store for you. 

Now, as a penis, you might think I would be threatened by all of these dildos.  Truth is, I recognize and accept my limitations.  And in a threesome or group play situation, I am capable of only doing so much.  After all, I’m just a dick.  So, to make up for my shortcomings, my owner invented the Menage-A-Tool in order to please two ladies at the same time.  In the following sections you will find some notes and recommendations for each of the groups that the Menage-A-Tool is intended for.  

One last thing, if you happen pass my owner on the street, will ya pass on a message for me?  Tell him ixne on the tighty-whities!  It’s hot down here and I need some breathing room.  Thanks, and I hope you enjoy your shopping experience here at Menage-A-Tool.com.

Warm & Wet Regards

PP